The 53rd Psalm
 

1. The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good. 1. If a moron doth deny the Lord's reality: "No reason to it.", he hath quite a big surprise on high, in Heaven!  Notice, he hated death. Too bad! 
2. God looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, that did seek God. 2. Our Lord then eyed the deeds of mankind to see what percentage were kind, good, fond of Him, hated sin, and loved truth.
3. Every one of them is gone back: they are altogether become filthy; there is none that doeth good, no, not one. 3. O! thy enemies, each too eager to be engaged in rotten sin. Oh, they often behave not, for lo, they mock the Lord. 
4. Have the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread: they have not called upon God. 4. "Hey, King of heaven!", I wept, "Go take thee down evildoers who raped our happy land." "You can quote me, they'll be toast!"
5. There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them. 5. Fright hath beset the heathen; anguish hath beset them too: camped against thee, the rogues who did scoff at thee were soon meat; unprepared for the war massacre, they met death.
6. Oh that the salvation of Israel were come out of Zion! When God bringeth back the captivity of his people, Jacob shall rejoice, and Israel shall be glad. 6. O all just and believing zealots feel joy if that chosen race abolish all big rich wicked opponents. O hope's what I, the Lord, give to the race of Abraham.