The 36th Psalm


1. The transgression of the wicked saith within my heart, that there is no fear of God before his eyes. 1. The fiendish crook's not obeying the wise tenets of faith's way. His great error? He'd smear the faith.
2. For he flattereth himself in his own eyes, until his iniquity be found to be hateful. 2. "I'm noble!" Ha! if this low filthy fiend is of an untruthful bent, he is quite the eyesore.
3. The words of his mouth are iniquity and deceit: he hath left off to be wise, and to do good. 3. Oh, did not he who'd dish out raw obscenities to derogate the quality of faith, offend me?
4. He deviseth mischief upon his bed; he setteth himself in a way that is not good; he abhorreth not evil. 4. He with vile intentions, he dreameth of sin, of lies; he hath schemes to have that prohibited us by God.
5. Thy mercy, O LORD, is in the heavens; and thy faithfulness reacheth unto the clouds. 5. One should have charity all months of the year; find these tenets in church study.
6. Thy righteousness is like the great mountains; thy judgments are a great deep: O LORD, thou preservest man and beast. 6. Oh my! like the mega-stone guarding the European straits at Gibralter, so's thy most just, pure evenhandedness rated.
7. How excellent is thy lovingkindness, O God! therefore the children of men put their trust under the shadow of thy wings. 7. The Lord extends his furthest mercy unto the righteous children who pray often; the non-evil, weighted down folks sing! 
8. They shall be abundantly satisfied with the fatness of thy house; and thou shalt make them drink of the river of thy pleasures. 8. The kind, wise Lord has shady, heavenly mansions that are up in the sky for all them suffused of belief that obey. That's the truth. 
9. For with thee is the fountain of life: in thy light shall we see light. 9. Lo, those full of the faith, they will inherit his gifts in the new age.
10. O continue thy lovingkindness unto them that know thee; and thy righteousness to the upright in heart. 10. His shiny light turneth on unto them who hate sin, and seeking out God in truth, try to keep the covenants.
11. Let not the foot of pride come against me, and let not the hand of the wicked remove me. 11. Ah, let God in heaven defend me, to protect me from the molestation of that wicked one.
12. There are the workers of iniquity fallen: they are cast down, and shall not be able to rise. 12. Are not all those quite aberrant, wicked, false, abhorrent fiends on their way to hell? Yes.