The 14th Psalm
| 1. The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. | 1. If the arrogant idiot doth mock the Lord's truth, or say: "Oh, ha!", he hath a big eyeopener in store! When he's dead, he's not too enviable! |
| 2. The LORD looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God. | 2. Our dearest holy God learned the deeds of mankind to see who were kind, repentant, fond of Him, and hence loved truth. |
| 3. They are all gone aside, they are all together become filthy: there is none that doeth good, no, not one. | 3. O! thy lethal enemies, each too eager to be engaged in rotten sin; are they not loathed of the holy Lord? |
| 4. Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? who eat up my people as they eat bread, and call not upon the LORD. | 4. We now take an inkling-poll of hated evildoers there, who raped our happy land. You can quote me, they'll be toast! |
| 5. There were they in great fear: for God is in the generation of the righteous. | 5. Note: the rogue's erased off earth, freeing the worthy-age heir to reign in it. |
| 6. Ye have shamed the counsel of the poor, because the LORD is his refuge. | 6. Sought to abuse the needy, huh? ("Ha! I'm covered!") Cease rip offs, or see Hell! |
| 7. Oh that the salvation of Israel were come out of Zion! when the LORD bringeth back the captivity of his people, Jacob shall rejoice, and Israel shall be glad. | 7. O poor and just, believing zealots! Ah, the joy we'll feel if that elite old chosen race abolish all big rich wicked opponents. Oh, that race of Abraham thrives. |