The 12th Psalm
| 1. Help, LORD; for the godly man ceaseth; for the faithful fail from among the children of men. | 1. Men of god fight. Ah no! dethroned, they left the helm: a camp of error, half full of criminals. |
| 2. They speak vanity every one with his neighbour: with flattering lips and with a double heart do they speak. | 2. One heareth everybody kissing up. What do they want left unsaid? "Evil!" They like that inapt, high-brow praise. |
| 3. The LORD shall cut off all flattering lips, and the tongue that speaketh proud things: | 3. God shall help turn off that pathetic, self-enthralled, egotist-adorning talk. Shut up! |
| 4. Who have said, With our tongue will we prevail; our lips are our own: who is lord over us? | 4. Odious warrior swore a vow, huh? "I'll have to win." He won't value God's pure, superior will. |
| 5. For the oppression of the poor, for the sighing of the needy, now will I arise, saith the LORD; I will set him in safety from him that puffeth at him. | 5. God is infinitely patient with his followers; he offerreth to lift up his sheep, that they remain free of harm or mishaps. Don't go fool with him! |
| 6. The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. | 6. We prefer the faultless wisdom heaven provided for us. Such error-free data! I'd retain it, or sin. |
| 7. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever. | 7. Oh thrill at firm, potent truth God reserves for us. Ah, he never maketh me to lose hope. |
| 8. The wicked walk on every side, when the vilest men are exalted. | 8. Lewd, rotten kid knew he was venerated? Hey, see the evil climax! |