THE SECOND
     
     BOOK OF THE KINGS,
     
    COMMONLY CALLED
     
    THE FOURTH BOOK OF THE KINGS.
     
    O GOSH! DEALT FIRE       
    O, HARD. SEE? LO GIFT!   
    OH, GOD REFT ELIAS       
    GOOD RIFE SALT, EH?      
    O! DALE FORESIGHT        
    GO, ELISHA FED ROT!      
    O, EARS OF DELIGHT       
    OH, GREED OFT AILS       
    LEASE FOOD, RIGHT?       
    GIRLS EAT FOOD, EH?      
    A LEG'S THEIR FOOD       
    IS HE LORD OF GATE?      
    AH, FEEDS GIRL, TOO      
    O GOD! I, TEAR FLESH?    
    I? OTHER SELF A DOG?     
    HE'S GOOD. AIR LEFT      
    FLOOD GETS AIR, EH?      
    LO! IF DOGS EAT HER      
    SO DEFEAT HO GIRL!       
    O, FOE GIRL'S DEATH      
    HEIFER GODS? A LOT!      
    O GRIEF TO LADS, EH?     
    HID TO REGAL FOES        
    O, I DASH, FLOG TREE     
    SO, DEAR GIFT HOLE       
    DIE OF REGAL SHOT        
    GOD'S RELIEF OATH        
    SALT HID FOE GORE        
    THROES OF GILEAD         
    GOD TIRES OF ELAH        
    LO, HIT FORGED SEA       
    "SO" GIFT ORDEAL, EH?    
    FOOL REED - IT GASH?     
    DROOL, EH? EAT FIGS!     
    EDGE FIRS? OH, A LOT!    
    DIE OF REGAL SHOT?       
    DIALS GOETH FORE?        
    GOLD, HAFT SOIREE        
    FIRE? O, THE LADS GO     
    GOD LOATHES FIRE         
    HOT DALE FIRES GO        
    GOLD. FOE SHEAR IT?      
    OH, RIFLED; GOT SEA      
    O, OGRE LIFTS HEAD 
    (1:10-14)     
    (2:10)        
    (2:11)        
    (2:21)        
    (3:16,17)     
    (4:40-41)     
    (4:42)        
    (5:26,27)     
    (6:25)        
    (6:28)        
    (6:29)        
    (7:17)        
    (8:6)         
    (8:12)        
    (8:13)        
    (8:14,15)     
    (8:15)        
    (9:10)        
    (9:33)        
    (9:37)        
    (10:29)       
    (11:1)        
    (11:2)        
    (12:18)       
    (12:19)       
    (13:15-17)    
    (13:18,19)    
    (14:7)        
    (15:20)       
    (16:8-10)     
    (16:17)       
    (17:4)        
    (18:21)       
    (18:31)       
    (19:23)       
    (19:32)       
    (20:8-11)     
    (20:13)       
    (21:6)        
    (22:17)       
    (23:10)       
    (24:13)       
    (25:13)       
    (25:27) 
    Elijah calls down fire on troops 
    Elijah grants Elisha's difficult request 
    taken up by whirlwind into heaven 
    Elisha heals spring with salt 
    Elisha predicts water in valley 
    healeth the deadly pottage 
    Elisha feeds corn to famine stricken men 
    Gehazi's avarice merits case of leprosy 
    dung sold in really bad Samarian famine 
    two women agree to eat children 
    woman boils own son to eat 
    doubting lord trampled at the gate 
    woman gets land and all produce restored 
    Hazael incredulous concerning prophecy 
    Elisha predicts dramatic personality change 
    recovery followed swiftly by murder 
    suffocated by cloth dipped in water 
    then Jehu's anointing will be validated 
    Jehu tramples Jezebel to death 
    dogs eat Jezebel's carcase 
    Jehu destroys all golden calf idols 
    wicked queen destroys all the royal seed 
    Joash preserved from grandmother's slaughter 
    grove idols of Baal utterly smashed 
    hole bored in chest for precious offerings 
    arrows of Joash symbolize Syrian victory 
    three Syrian victories promised 
    10,000 Edomites slain in valley of salt 
    Assyrians smite during Pekah's reign 
    drunk, servant Zimri kills him 
    Ahaz desecrates the brass sea 
    Hoshea imprisoned by Shalmanesar 
    bruised reed of Egypt will pierce hand 
    Rabshakeh's blasphemous speech to the Jews 
    Lebanon's border forests cut down 
    don't worry about king of Assyria's arrows 
    ten degree shadow sign of Hezekiah's cure 
    Hezekiah shows gold, armour at party 
    Manasseh makes sons pass through fire 
    incense burning provokes God's anger 
    child sacrifice to Molech ended 
    precious vessels of gold cut in pieces 
    Chaldees carry brasen sea to Babylon 
    Evilmerodach lifts head of Jehoiachin