| EARTH IS OF GOD, EL
HI FLORA, GOT SEED? EARTH FLIES GOOD FLORA SITE, EH GOD? O, A DIRT-FLESH EGO HEAR OF GOLD SITE GIRL EATS FOOD, EH? OO! HEED FIRST GAL TOE, SIR? FLOG HEAD ODE OF GIRL'S HEAT SO, GOD, EARTH LIFE! FOREHEAD LOGS IT SO, THE LEG OF IRAD FOLD HE GOT, ARISE! THE SIR OF OLD AGE EARTH FLOOD EGIS FLOOD IS GREAT, EH? FLOOD, EH? IT RAGES EASE FLOOD, RIGHT? DOES LIGHT AFORE LIFTED ASHORE, GO FLOOD'S HERITAGE GOSH, TIRED OF ALE I, GETHER, AS OF OLD FOE RISE? GOD HALT FATHER OGLES? I DO! THERE IS Ag OF OLD I, FATHER, OGLE SOD TIDAL OF OG'S HERE THE GOLD OF A SEIR O, SORE DALE FIGHT FEAR? GO TO SHIELD HEIR LAD GOT FOES GAIT? ELDER HOOFS EGAD! LOT OF HEIRS LAD OF EIGHT SORE! EROS AGE DO FILTH ARISE, GET HOLD OF GOD LOATHES - FIRE! ERASED FILTH, GOO HER GOOF! DIE SALT OO! FEARS DELIGHT IT'S HER OF OLD AGE GOOD FATHER LIES AROSE EIGHTFOLD SO, GOT HER A FIELD O DISH FOR LEGATE HELD EATS; I FORGO FLOG? EAT ROE DISH FOREGO LIST HEAD HOLD GRIEF, SO EAT ATE DISH? LO FORGE! I, GOD, FOSTER LEAH GOD TIES FOR LEAH LEAH - FORTIES DOG LEAH'S GIFT, O DOER LEAH - GIFT OR DOSE? I OF HOT LEGS, DEAR SO GIRL FOE HATED GOD'S RIFE TO LEAH LEAH STOOD GRIEF THE FOLIAGE RODS HEIR OF, STEAL GOD? ROLE AS GOD THIEF LO, SEAR GOD THIEF I, OF GOD STEAL HER? HOIST FOR GALEED I GET FOAL HORDES FOALS HEDGE RIOT AT FORD I HOSE LEG OO! ELDER HAS GIFT HALF GOT SORE, DIE O, SO GET LIFE HARD LEAH DIES FORGOT AH, SEIR FELT GOOD FEEL A GOOD SHIRT O FLOG! SAID THREE I FEAR HE GOT SOLD IF GOD LOATHES ER SEE HO FLIRT, GOAD FLIRT? HA! DOSE EGO OH, GOD! FLIERS EAT GOOD EARS LIFT, EH? OH, FIELD STORAGE? FOILED SHORTAGE DIG LOT OF EARS, EH? LOOSE, RIGHT? DEAF! I GET HOLD OF EARS A SORE GOLD THIEF DROOL, EAT FIGS, EH? RISE, GO. OHAD LEFT O RATS! DOG LIFE, EH? AH, I FORGO ELDEST |
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Elohim creates the world
god greets seed-bearing herbs and God saw that it was very good God pre-plans creation in heaven the creation of Adam Havilah compassed by Pison out of Eden Eve partakes of forbidden fruit Adam persuaded to partake also serpent bites feet, man bashes head Eve's desire shall be to her husband Adam and Eve cast out of Eden mark set upon Cain branch of Cain's posterity thru Enoch city of Enoch translated Methuselah lives 969 years the ark protects Noah and his family rained forty days and forty nights high hills covered - all flesh dies waters begin to abate dove touches down before the ark Noah commanded to leave beached ark God's covenant symbolized by rainbow wine makes naked Noah drowsy lost descendant of Noah thru Shem languages confounded at tower of Babel father of nations looks desirously at wife Abram was very rich in cattle, silver, gold Abram looks with desire at the land five kings vs. four Chedorlaomer plunders at Siddim Abram battles Chedorlaomer in king's dale Fear not Abram: I am thy shield Ishmael, a wild man fighting with everyone 99 year old Abram walks before God Abraham to be father of many nations foreskin circumcision at eight days perversion in Sodom and Gommorah Lot to flee with wife and daughters judgment rains down utter destruction of wicked cities Lot's wife turns back, becomes salt pillar God makes Abimelech afraid to love Sarah Sarah finally conceives Abraham (to Isaac, about the lamb) The eight tribes of Nahor by Milcah Macphelah purchased for Sarah's burial meat set before Abraham's messenger servant holds off eating till errand told eating Isaac's venison, wins Esau favor Esau gives up top inheritance position feast to celebrate non-aggression oath Jacob lies, pretends to like venison the Lord openeth her womb the Lord tieth Rachel's tubes he liked younger sister Laban's reward for Jacob's seven year's Jacob doesn't get the prize he expected the young, seductive Rachel Rachel poisons Jacob concerning Leah praises God for abundance of children bore affliction of husbands hatred branches induce coloration in herds Rachel's revenge for disinheritance Rachel steals father's images Jacob giveth Laban leave to kill thief Jacob asserts right to Rachel Laban erects pillar of peace Jacob rounds up offering Esau's wrath appeased thigh out of joint at Jabbok oldest twin, Esau, accepts Jacob's gift circumcised Shechemites slain Rachel dies in travail for Benoni only Rachel's death is mentioned Esau's prosperity in Edom Joseph's coat of many colors troublemakers Simeon, Levi, and Judah Joseph bought for 20 pieces of sliver Jehovah slays Judah's firstborn Potipher's wife tempts Joseph Joseph gives her a dose of rejection birds to eat flesh of hanged baker dream of good, rank corn coming up harvests stored during seven fat years that the land perish not through famine Joseph harvests very much corn Joseph's brothers show true remorse Jacob instructs children to get more corn Judah upset about Joseph framing Benjamin fat of the land promised to Joseph's kin branch of Simeon departs for Egypt Jacob's years of life few and evil Israel places Ephraim above older brother |
| HA! I FORGO ELDEST
O! RAT GO SHED LIFE? A FOOL DIGS THERE TIE FOAL. GOSH, RED SEA LIFER DOTH GO LOAD? GOSH, FREE IT HI, FEET! SLOG ROAD GAD LOSE? OH! REFIT I, ASHER, FELT GOOD LOOSED? HEAR GIFT! SHOT? GOD, A RELIEF THE ALOOF RIDGES EAT? OH GOD, RIFLES! |
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Reuben dinged for sleeping with step-mom
Simeon and Levi show cruel tendencies Simeon and Levi show destructive bent Judah's "blood of grapes" blessing Zebulun to dwell in harbors of Zidon Issachar shows strength and laziness Dan's heel ambush - rider falls backward Gad's defeat followed by victory pleased with blessing of prosperity Naphtali, hind let loose, glib talker Joseph attacked, but God strengtheneth blessings as high as the everlasting hills Benjamin devours prey then divides spoil |
| AH! ELDERS OF IT GO | (50:7) | elders of Egypt attend Jacob's funeral |