| LOSE FIGHT? O DEAR!
GOSH, I FLOAT REED HERO O' TIDE FLAGS AH! GIRL FEEDS TOO LO, THE GOD'S AFIRE! AH! FERTILE GOODS O FLEE A ROD SIGHT SO, ORAL GIFTED, EH? DEFER A TOIL, GOSH! GOSH! FEARED TOIL LIST OHAD. GO FREE! |
(1:10)
(2:3) (2:5) (2:20,21) (3:2) (3:8) (4:2,3) (4:14-16) (5:3,4) (5:6-9) (6:15) |
Pharaoh worries about Israelite loyalties
Hebrew woman makes ark of bulrushes she saw the ark among the flags Ziporah feeds Moses bread appears to Moses in burning bush land flowing with milk and honey Moses flees when rod turns to serpent God appoints Aaron Moses' mouthpiece Moses asks Pharaoh for three day leave without straw, make same tally of bricks Simeonite tribe scheduled for exodus |
| LO FAITH! GOES RED.
GLEE AT FISH ODOR LOATHE FROGS, DIE TO HEAL, FROGS DIE ODOR EH? I LEFT GAS! OH DEAR! GOT FLIES FLAG HERD OTIOSE FLAG HORSE TO DIE AH GOD, LO, I FESTER! ROD GETS FOE HAIL SEE LIGHT OF A ROD LO, HORDES EAT FIG LIFT HORDE. GO! (SEA). DO ERASE OF LIGHT OH GEE! FIRST LAD? O! |
(7:20)
(7:21) (8:6) (8:13) (8:14) (8:24) (9:3-4) (9:6) (9:9-11) (9:23) (9:24) (10:5) (10:19) (10:22) (11:5) |
first plague - river turns to blood
first plague - all fish die second plague - frogs cover land plague cured by death of frogs imagine jokes about stinking frog heaps third plague - lice and flies only cattle useful to Israelites survive fourth plague (grievous livestock murrain) fifth plague (boils and blains) sixth plague ("stretch forth thy rod") rod brings hail mingled with fire swarms of locust eat everything off trees mighty wind took locust swarms to sea eighth plague - three days of darkness all the firstborn in Egypt to die |
| FLIES EH? TAG DOOR
O, I FREE HOST GLAD SHED A ROT LIFE, GO! O LIGHT OF RED SEA FLIGHT? OO! RED SEA! AEGIS OF THE LORD HALTED FOE, SIR, GO! DRIES OF HOT GALE OH, LIFT RED SEA, GO O, FAITH LED GOERS RELISH GOOD FATE "GO! FIRE HALTS" ODE THEE, RIGS AFLOOD DO SHORE-ALE GIFT TREE LOAD? GO FISH! O! A GOLDFISH TREE ERE FOOD ALIGHTS OO! LEAD FIGHTERS RE: SOLO HEAD GIFT OH! FIRE LED TO GAS |
(12:23)
(12:31-33) (12:37-38) (13:18-22) (14:9) (14:19-20) (14:20) (14:21) (14:22) (14:31) (14:31) (15:1-10) (15:19) (15:23) (15:25) (15:25) (16:14,15) (17:9) (18:13-23) (19:18) |
angel of death flies? mark door with blood
Pharaoh finally relents, lets people go 600,000 Hebrews depart from Egypt Lord went before them in pillar of fire just a minor little obstacle! protection from Pharaoh's armies cloud of darkness keeps chariots at bay God's breath parts the Red Sea children of Israel cross on dry ground Israelites trusted in the Lord while watching Pharaoh's army drown fire stops Pharaoh's troops (14:24) Pharaoh's horsemen, chariots covered bitter waters of Marah turned sweet magic tree cast into the water Moses throws tree into poison pond manna distills from heaven Moses sends Joshua against Amalekites Jethro counsels Moses to delegate smoke and fire on quaking Mt. Sinai |
| I, FEAL OTHER GODS?
GOT IDOLS, EH? FEAR! HOSE GOD A TRIFLE? I REST, HEAL OF GOD SEED OF? O, ALRIGHT! FORDO? AH, GET ISLE OH, FORGET LADIES STEAL? OH GOD, FIRE! LIARS? FEED TO HOG! DESIRETH? O, A FLOG |
(20:3)
(20:4) (20:7) (20:8-11) (20:12) (20:13) (20:14) (20:15) (20:16) (20:17) |
loyalty is to be exclusively to Jehovah
graven images not to be made God's name not to be trifled with no work to be done on God's hallowed day parents to be honored for long life exile or worse for murderers adultery not to be tolerated thievery merits a toasty after-life a fitting punishment for the sin of sins covetousness, the precursor to theft |
| TOOL, EH? SAD GRIEF
FEAR TO DIG HOLES OF GALS, DO I THREE? ERODE THIS GAL OF? HOT EARS? FIELD GO? HOLIEST DOG FARE GO! DASH! FLEE RIOT THE GOD OF ISRAEL GILD ROOF SEAT, EH? THE LODGE SO FAIR HE'D LEAF SOOT RIG GATHERED OILS OF TIED HOLE OF RAGS GET OIL FOR HEADS DIE OF LOST GERAH? Ag IS OF THEE, LORD O HI! LEG OF TRADES O GOLD EAR FETISH HEAT, FORGE IDOLS FOG EH? I.E. LORD'S AT RE: HALF O' GOD SITE AH, STIFLE ORE GOD O, FIRES GO HALTED SO, EIGHT OF ALDER? AH, SEE GILT ROD OF I.D. HOLES OF GRATE IS HOLDER OF GATE OH STARE, IF LODGE HOIST LODGE, FEAR AH, RISE LODGE OFT |
(20:25)
(21:3) (21:11) (21:10) (22:6) (22:31) (23:2) (24:10) (25:17,21) (26:1-14) (27:2,3) (27:20) (28:32) (29:7) (30:12-13) (31:2-4) (31:6-11) (32:2,3) (32:4) (33:10-11) (33:21-23) (34:17) (35:3) (36:30) (37:4) (38:5) (38:17,18) (39:43) (40:2,33-35) (40:38) |
hewing pollutes altar stones
lest an ox or ass fall therein conditions for moneyless redemption polygamy not to diminish duty to first wife restitution required of he who kindles fire holy men feed torn flesh to dogs do not follow a multitude to do evil standing on paved work of sapphire pure gold mercy seat placed atop ark fine tabernacle appointments described altars ash pans to be overlaid with brass pure oil of the olive, beaten for the light binding around hole in top of ephod robe priest consecration rites soul atonement avoids plague God inspires Bezaleel in silversmithing art Aholiab of Dan gifted in furnishing crafts the people brake off golden earrings jewelry melted for golden calf Lord descends in cloud onto tabernacle Moses sees God's backside at rocky place molten images not to be made kindle no fire on the Sabbath day tabernacle boards of shittim wood shittim wood staves overlaid with gold attachment points for altar grate rings pillars, sockets, hooks for gate drapes Moses approves tabernacle furnishings tabernacle reared, God feared journeying Israelites dismantle tabernacle |