THE SECOND BOOK OF MOSES,
     
     EXODUS.
     
    LOSE FIGHT? O DEAR!      
    GOSH, I FLOAT REED       
    HERO O' TIDE FLAGS       
    AH! GIRL FEEDS TOO       
    LO, THE GOD'S AFIRE!     
    AH! FERTILE GOODS        
    O FLEE A ROD SIGHT       
    SO, ORAL GIFTED, EH?     
    DEFER A TOIL, GOSH!      
    GOSH! FEARED TOIL        
    LIST OHAD. GO FREE! 
    (1:10)        
    (2:3)         
    (2:5)         
    (2:20,21)     
    (3:2)         
    (3:8)         
    (4:2,3)       
    (4:14-16)     
    (5:3,4)       
    (5:6-9)       
    (6:15) 
    Pharaoh worries about Israelite loyalties 
    Hebrew woman makes ark of bulrushes 
    she saw the ark among the flags 
    Ziporah feeds Moses bread 
    appears to Moses in burning bush 
    land flowing with milk and honey 
    Moses flees when rod turns to serpent 
    God appoints Aaron Moses' mouthpiece 
    Moses asks Pharaoh for three day leave 
    without straw, make same tally of bricks 
    Simeonite tribe scheduled for exodus
     
    THE 9 PLAGUES
     
    LO FAITH! GOES RED.      
    GLEE AT FISH ODOR        
    LOATHE FROGS, DIE        
    TO HEAL, FROGS DIE       
    ODOR EH? I LEFT GAS!     
    OH DEAR! GOT FLIES       
    FLAG HERD OTIOSE         
    FLAG HORSE TO DIE        
    AH GOD, LO, I FESTER!    
    ROD GETS FOE HAIL        
    SEE LIGHT OF A ROD       
    LO, HORDES EAT FIG       
    LIFT HORDE. GO! (SEA).   
    DO ERASE OF LIGHT        
    OH GEE! FIRST LAD? O! 
    (7:20)        
    (7:21)        
    (8:6)         
    (8:13)        
    (8:14)        
    (8:24)        
    (9:3-4)       
    (9:6)         
    (9:9-11)      
    (9:23)        
    (9:24)        
    (10:5)        
    (10:19)       
    (10:22)       
    (11:5) 
    first plague - river turns to blood   
    first plague - all fish die  
    second plague - frogs cover land 
    plague cured by death of frogs 
    imagine jokes about stinking frog heaps 
    third plague - lice and flies 
    only cattle useful to Israelites survive 
    fourth plague (grievous livestock murrain) 
    fifth plague (boils and blains) 
    sixth plague ("stretch forth thy rod") 
    rod brings hail mingled with fire 
    swarms of locust eat everything off trees 
    mighty wind took locust swarms to sea 
    eighth plague - three days of darkness 
    all the firstborn in Egypt to die
     
    FLIES EH? TAG DOOR       
    O, I FREE HOST GLAD      
    SHED A ROT LIFE, GO!     
    O LIGHT OF RED SEA       
    FLIGHT? OO! RED SEA!     
    AEGIS OF THE LORD        
    HALTED FOE, SIR, GO!     
    DRIES OF HOT GALE        
    OH, LIFT RED SEA, GO     
    O, FAITH LED GOERS       
    RELISH GOOD FATE         
    "GO! FIRE HALTS" ODE     
    THEE, RIGS AFLOOD        
    DO SHORE-ALE GIFT        
    TREE LOAD? GO FISH!      
    O! A GOLDFISH TREE       
    ERE FOOD ALIGHTS         
    OO! LEAD FIGHTERS        
    RE: SOLO HEAD GIFT       
    OH! FIRE LED TO GAS 
    (12:23)       
    (12:31-33)    
    (12:37-38)    
    (13:18-22)    
    (14:9)        
    (14:19-20)    
    (14:20)       
    (14:21)       
    (14:22)       
    (14:31)       
    (14:31)       
    (15:1-10)     
    (15:19)       
    (15:23)       
    (15:25)       
    (15:25)       
    (16:14,15)    
    (17:9)        
    (18:13-23)    
    (19:18) 
    angel of death flies? mark door with blood 
    Pharaoh finally relents, lets people go  
    600,000 Hebrews depart from Egypt 
    Lord went before them in pillar of fire 
    just a minor little obstacle! 
    protection from Pharaoh's armies 
    cloud of darkness keeps chariots at bay 
    God's breath parts the Red Sea 
    children of Israel cross on dry ground 
    Israelites trusted in the Lord 
    while watching Pharaoh's army drown 
    fire stops Pharaoh's troops (14:24) 
    Pharaoh's horsemen, chariots covered 
    bitter waters of Marah turned sweet 
    magic tree cast into the water 
    Moses throws tree into poison pond 
    manna distills from heaven 
    Moses sends Joshua against Amalekites 
    Jethro counsels Moses to delegate 
    smoke and fire on quaking Mt. Sinai
     
    THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
     
    I, FEAL OTHER GODS?   
    GOT IDOLS, EH? FEAR!  
    HOSE GOD A TRIFLE?  
    I REST, HEAL OF GOD  
    SEED OF? O, ALRIGHT!  
    FORDO? AH, GET ISLE  
    OH, FORGET LADIES  
    STEAL? OH GOD, FIRE!  
    LIARS? FEED TO HOG!  
    DESIRETH? O, A FLOG 
    (20:3)  
    (20:4)  
    (20:7)  
    (20:8-11)  
    (20:12)  
    (20:13)  
    (20:14)  
    (20:15)  
    (20:16)  
    (20:17) 
    loyalty is to be exclusively to Jehovah  
    graven images not to be made  
    God's name not to be trifled with  
    no work to be done on God's hallowed day  
    parents to be honored for long life  
    exile or worse for murderers  
    adultery not to be tolerated  
    thievery merits a toasty after-life  
    a fitting punishment for the sin of sins  
    covetousness, the precursor to theft
     
    TOOL, EH? SAD GRIEF  
    FEAR TO DIG HOLES  
    OF GALS, DO I THREE?  
    ERODE THIS GAL OF?  
    HOT EARS? FIELD GO?  
    HOLIEST DOG FARE  
    GO! DASH! FLEE RIOT  
    THE GOD OF ISRAEL  
    GILD ROOF SEAT, EH?  
    THE LODGE SO FAIR  
    HE'D LEAF SOOT RIG  
    GATHERED OILS OF  
    TIED HOLE OF RAGS  
    GET OIL FOR HEADS  
    DIE OF LOST GERAH?  
    Ag IS OF THEE, LORD  
    O HI! LEG OF TRADES  
    O GOLD EAR FETISH  
    HEAT, FORGE IDOLS  
    FOG EH? I.E. LORD'S AT  
    RE: HALF O' GOD SITE  
    AH, STIFLE ORE GOD  
    O, FIRES GO HALTED  
    SO, EIGHT OF ALDER?  
    AH, SEE GILT ROD OF  
    I.D. HOLES OF GRATE  
    IS HOLDER OF GATE  
    OH STARE, IF LODGE  
    HOIST LODGE, FEAR  
    AH, RISE LODGE OFT 
    (20:25)  
    (21:3)  
    (21:11)  
    (21:10)  
    (22:6)  
    (22:31)  
    (23:2)  
    (24:10)  
    (25:17,21)  
    (26:1-14)  
    (27:2,3)  
    (27:20)  
    (28:32)  
    (29:7)  
    (30:12-13)  
    (31:2-4)  
    (31:6-11)  
    (32:2,3)  
    (32:4)  
    (33:10-11)  
    (33:21-23)  
    (34:17)  
    (35:3)  
    (36:30)  
    (37:4)  
    (38:5)  
    (38:17,18)  
    (39:43)  
    (40:2,33-35)  
    (40:38) 
    hewing pollutes altar stones 
    lest an ox or ass fall therein 
    conditions for moneyless redemption 
    polygamy not to diminish duty to first wife 
    restitution required of he who kindles fire 
    holy men feed torn flesh to dogs 
    do not follow a multitude to do evil 
    standing on paved work of sapphire 
    pure gold mercy seat placed atop ark 
    fine tabernacle appointments described 
    altars ash pans to be overlaid with brass 
    pure oil of the olive, beaten for the light 
    binding around hole in top of ephod robe 
    priest consecration rites 
    soul atonement avoids plague 
    God inspires Bezaleel in silversmithing art 
    Aholiab of Dan gifted in furnishing crafts 
    the people brake off golden earrings 
    jewelry melted for golden calf 
    Lord descends in cloud onto tabernacle 
    Moses sees God's backside at rocky place  
    molten images not to be made 
    kindle no fire on the Sabbath day 
    tabernacle boards of shittim wood 
    shittim wood staves overlaid with gold 
    attachment points for altar grate rings 
    pillars, sockets, hooks for gate drapes 
    Moses approves tabernacle furnishings 
    tabernacle reared, God feared 
    journeying Israelites dismantle tabernacle