THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO
     
    ST. JOHN.
     
    I, LORD OF THE AGES     
    FIG LEADS TO HERO       
    REGALE THIS FOOD        
    DOSE OF RIGHT ALE       
    O FADE, SORE LIGHT!     
    OH GEE! I, LORD, FAST   
    FIELD? OH, GO STARE     
    DESIRE OF HALT? GO!     
    SO I, GOD, FREE HALT    
    O RIGHT! FEED ALSO?     
    GET HIS REAL FOOD       
    LO, EGO-HEAD RIFTS      
    FOES DO HATE GIRL       
    O, GIRL'S DEATH FOE     
    SO, A FLIRT, GO, HEED   
    HAIL FREEST GOOD        
    LO, SIGHTED AFORE       
    I, FLESH DOOR, GATE     
    AH, DOOR GETS LIFE      
    OTHER FOLD AEGIS        
    AILS? OH, GOT FREED     
    OH, GOD'S LIFE TEAR     
    O, A GIRL, SHOD FEET    
    GEE, A FLORID HOST      
    THIS FOOL AGREED        
    O, SO GRIEF HALTED      
    IS OF THE REAL GOD      
    I, LEADER OF GHOST      
    I FEAR GOD. HE? LOST!   
    OH, TAILS, FREE GOD     
    OR, IF HEADS, LET GO    
    OH DRAG, SOIL FEET      
    SOOTHE GRIEF, LAD       
    FOILS OGRE, DEATH!      
    OH, GOLD FIRE, EATS     
    (1:1)      
    (1:48)     
    (2:1-10)   
    (2:11)     
    (3:19)     
    (4:31-34)  
    (4:35)     
    (5:4)      
    (5:3,8)    
    (6:5-14)   
    (6:35)     
    (7:43)     
    (8:3-5)    
    (8:7)      
    (8:11)     
    (8:32)     
    (9:39)     
    (10:9)     
    (10:7-10)  
    (10:16)    
    (11:4)     
    (11:35)    
    (12:3)     
    (12:12,13) 
    (13:21-26) 
    (14:27)    
    (15:1)     
    (16:7)     
    (17:12)    
    (18:39)    
    (18:40)    
    (19:17)    
    (19:27)    
    (20:13-16) 
    (21:9)     
    God has existed from the very beginning
    Jesus spots Nathanael under a fig tree
    wedding feast
    the good wine is usually served first
    evil men loved darkness
    Christ's meat is to do the will of God
    see white fields, already to harvest
    into pool when angel troubleth water
    Jesus cures at pool of Bethesda
    feeding of 5,000
    Jesus declares himself the bread of life
    division of opinion among learned Jews
    adulteress condemned
    but Jesus opposes stoning
    go and sin no more 
    the truth shall make you free
    came to heal blind and blind the sighted
    Jesus is door to life, gate to heaven
    Jesus is the door to life
    other sheep shall hear Christ's voice
    Lazarus freed of sickness, death
    Jesus wept
    Mary, after washing and anointing
    multitude greet with palm branches
    Judas' betrayal
    Comforter to relieve troubled hearts
    Jesus is true vine, God is the husbandman
    Christ precedes Holy Spirit
    none lost, except the son of perdition
    flipping a coin would have been fairer
    mob cries for the release of Barabbas
    carries cross to Golgotha
    Jesus instructs to care for Mary
    resurrection
    disciples spot fire with fish, bread