THE
     
    FIRST EPISTLE OF PAUL THE APOSTLE
     
    TO THE
     
    CORINTHIANS.
     
    RIFT, EH? SEAL GOOD     
    SO HEED ORAL GIFT       
    FOLD HATE-ORGIES        
    OH GOD, FIRE TALES      
    I, LAST OF GOD, HERE    
    SEED OF A HOT GIRL      
    SEED A FLIRT? OH! GO!   
    GOD LOFT, RAISE, EH?    
    (1:10,11)   
    (2:4)       
    (3:3)       
    (3:13-15)   
    (4:9)       
    (5:1)       
    (5:5)       
    (6:14)      
    put away divisions, be unified
    Paul preacheth in Spirit and power
    Paul decries strife among the saints
    fire will bring men's works to light
    Paul declares self one of God's last
    fornication with father's wife
    send incestuous fornicators to hell
    God lifted the Lord and will raise us too
     
    Paul's Misogyny
     
    OO! FED GIRL'S HEAT     
    FORGO THE LADIES        
    OH, TEASED OF GIRL      
    FORGOT LADIES, EH?        
    SO, DATE OF GIRL, EH?    
    (7:5)       
    (7:7)       
    (7:9)       
    (7:32,33)   
    (7:36)      
    couples to provide mutual satisfaction
    Paul strongly advises a celibate life
    single is good, but better marry than burn
    can please God better outside marriage
    its OK to marry if passion uncontrollable  
     
    FOOLISH EAT DREG        
    DIE FOR THE GOALS       
    OH, RED FOG LIT SEA     
    GEE, HAIR OF DOLTS!     
    GOSH, EAR TOLD? FIE!    
    THREE GOODS FAIL?       
    HEAR FOOL? DIGEST?      
    O GOD, HE'S LEFT AIR    
    GO RID LAST FOE, EH?    
    GOOD STAR FILE, EH?     
    SO GLAD OF EITHER       
    (8:7)       
    (9:15)      
    (10:4)      
    (11:14)     
    (12:16)     
    (13:13)     
    (14:2)      
    (14:9)      
    (15:26)     
    (15:41)     
    (16:17)     
    weak consciences defiled by idol food
    better to die than not to preach gospel
    cloud of fire illuminated the night
    Paul decries long hair on men
    shame on ear for saying I don't belong
    faith, hope, charity never faileth
    unknown tongues cannot be understood
    uninterpreted tongues like talking to air
    last enemy destroyed is death
    stars categorized according to glory
    Paul glad at coming of strong brethren